Update. April 18, 2013. Mostly fled. I do occasionally check messages, but am mostly too busy being a working mom. I have a 4-year old and newborn twins. I'm online frequently from my phone, but mostly on Facebook. If you really want to get my attention, email or text me (or find me on Facebook! - Just be sure to let me know who you are when you send a friend request.)
Now you can hear me sing!
Contacting the Illustrious Kitten
Email: kitDOTshortforkittenATgmailDOTcom
msn: dramatjejAThotmailDOTcom
icq: 63249873
aim: KitBlueGreen
fellytone: 1 (208) 596-xxxx
mailing address:
Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
221B Baker St
Moscow, Idaho 83843
My homenode tracker lies. I've been here since Thu Sep 20 2001 at 03:15:05 as a noder, and even longer as a lurker. If you can find my former self, there'll be a gold star in it for you!
I'm very interested in theology and politics, so if you're looking for a good discussion, you've found the right person. I am very social, but also sort of shy. I spent my junior year of High School on a Rotary Youth Exchange to Sweden. Now dropped out of the University of Idaho in Moscow, Idaho. I was majoring in Mechanical Engineering and Secondary Education with a focus on Art, with an Architecture minor. I have very eclectic interests. Now I'm trying to decide whether to grow up to be a giraffe, a gynecologist, or a pastry chef. Possibly a geneticist. Currently I am employed as a direct care provider for adults with developmental disabilities, and as a home health aide in elder care and hospice. They are very rewarding but very exhausting jobs. Between work and being a mom, I try to find a little time for relaxation. I play Roller Derby.
People who are neat, for some reason or another:
- wertperch
- HenryBok
- althorrat
- bluebird_is_sad/skybluefusion
- Excalibre
- TheDeadGuy
- avalyn
- Andromache01
- GrouchyOldMan
- oakling
- La petite mort
- LeoDV
- panamaus
- interrobang
- yclept
- eliserh
- RalphyK
- Segnbora-t
- Doubter
- SharQ
- Albert Herring
- momomom
- The Custodian
- cbustapeck
- catchpole
- Laura Elizabeth
- Chiisuta
- MouseBeast
- wordnerd
- TanisNikana
- Master Villain
- anemotis
- grundoon
- Saige
- Maylith
- prole
- bewilderbeast
- princess loulou
- sofacoin
- GentlemanJim
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Places to visit:
- Guanajuato, Mexico!
- Paris, France (again)
- Liverpool, England
- London, England
- Portland, Oregon (again)
- Cleveland, Ohio
- Baltimore, Maryland
- N'awlins, Louisiana
- Canberra, Australia
- Sydney, Australia
- Rhyl, Wales
- WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
People say funny stuff. It amuses me.
2004Sept21 22:28 <Rudra> The con in congress is actually cum.
2005July23 04:05 Swap wonders if Kit has gang-banged anyone recently.
2005July23 04:24 Swap thinks of fluid dynamics and Kit's sexuality.
User Bookmarks
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- 1, 11, 21, 1211
- 36 things Admissions never told you
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- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- A journey ended begins again
- A Mabon Ritual
- A problem ordering beer in San Diego
- A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
- A rousing game of Mornington Crescent
- A series of careless injuries
- A sexual game
- A summer's evening (erotica)
- A trip to a minimalist restaurant
- Abstractosexuality
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- Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day
- Alice's body art was unique
- All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
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- All Things Kink
- All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
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- amuse gueule
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- Brevity is the Soul of Wit
- Brooklyn Lunchtime: Vito Martelli's Elixir Vitae and the Labor of Love
- Building that time machine I designed when I was six years old
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- Cafe de Paris butter
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- Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
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- catcher (person) by Randofu
- CCBBA Black Belt Curriculum
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- char siu
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- clafoutis
- Cleaning the scent of onions off your hands
- clove cigarettes
- Commercials with carefully edited songs
- Confessions of a Former Phone Sex Operator
- Confessions of a sex addict
- Confessions of Love's Frustrations
- CONFICIONS SUSPIRMED!
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- cooking for engineers
- Copper Starlight
- cornichon
- Could a baby eat another baby?
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- Creme fraiche and vodka ice cream
- creme patissiere
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- Custard-Filled "Flutes"
- cutting your own hair
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- daikon
- Dale Carnegie Training
- Dandelion Wine (thing) by Pretzellogic
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- Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome
- Delicious devastation in the wake of love
- Deliquate
- delirium tremens
- Demi-glace
- Designing aliens
- disgusting foods
- distilled water
- Do not bring your evil here
- Documenta, the Child-Bride, bares her legs for the Ravenous Wolves of the Grey Hour
- Down and Out In the Magic Kingdom
- Dozenal Society of America
- draugr
- Drifting (erotica)
- Dundee, Oregon
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- Earl Grey
- Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
- Eat the rich
- egg cream
- Einstein on the Beach
- Either/Or
- Emerald Twilight
- English As She Is Spoke
- Ephram's timely escape
- Erich Hartmann
- Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
- Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief
- Every city is full of secret places
- Everything Perpetual Calendar
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- Fairy Meat
- Fake flavor naming convention
- falafel
- Falling Out of Cars
- fatal error
- Favorite Everything quotes
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
- Feed Your Head
- Feminists must adjust views on abuse
- Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
- Finn Family Moomintroll
- Finn MacCool
- Flutters of time and feeling
- foie gras
- fondling
- Food that tastes like roses
- Formstone
- forty-two
- Fountain pen
- Freezing biological samples
- Freezing Fresh Herbs
- frottage (idea) by WolfDaddy
- Frustration, with terrorists
- Fuck as a mid-word addition
- Fuck sound: Conversations in post production audio
- Fucked up Facts from History
- full release diet soda
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- Garlic ice cream
- Gates of Hell
- Girls Who Bite Back
- Give in to flirtation
- Glass biscuits
- glass slipper
- Glögg
- Glühwein
- Good places to hide refugee children
- Google bomb
- Grande Odalisque
- Green Eggs & Hamlet
- Green mango salad
- Green onion and ginger sauce
- Grilled citrus cheese
- gursha
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- Haka
- Half a peach, glistening
- Half-assed vegetarian
- Hand-Foot-Mouth disease
- handles on kittens
- Happy (SEASON) to you, (ACQUAINTANCE NAME)!
- Haroun and the Sea of Stories
- Harvest bread basket
- Have you come here to play Jesus?
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He paints rainbows
- Helping your kid brother die
- Hermetic
- Hilbert's third problem
- Hints for bachelors expecting a visit from an intimate lady friend
- Homing Fish
- Homophobia is gay
- Honey ice cream
- honey jumbles
- Hope Diamond
- Hot Yuletide Punch Lucid-Style
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
- How my wife discovered my homosexuality
- How to cool gases with lasers
- How to dye your hair an unnatural color
- How to get your goose's liver perfect for making Foie Gras
- How to induce gut fermentation
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How to make a Ghillie Suit
- How to make lip balm (thing) by lolaleigh
- How to prepare a placenta
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How to smoke without getting addicted
- How To Speak Poetry
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- How to Write Bad Poetry
- HTH
- Humane Society
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- I am not a hacker
- I am taking the silence as a yes
- I am the princess guarded by dragons, snorting and grumbling and rumbling in wagons
- I built my inner child a kick-ass playpen
- I came out here to remember it all
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- I can see the evening stars
- I can still feel you...
- I can't find her in this house of dust and bones
- I did not have international relations with that noder
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- I like cock
- I Love Little Pussy
- I love paying for sex
- I met a man twice my age
- I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
- I once dreamt that I was a line
- I pray to God I can find the other sock
- I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
- I think my cats are missing the point
- I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
- I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
- i want to touch your community chest
- I want your hands on me
- I Want Your Sex
- I will permit my memory to recall
- Iced gazpacho with spanner crab
- iDEATH
- If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
- If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
- If you are considering suicide, think about this
- ilovebees.com
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- In praise of older women
- In Watermelon Sugar
- indigoe
- Infinite Improbability Drive
- Inflatable Christmas tree
- Instant Witch Syndrome
- interrobang
- Invisible Cities
- Invisible pink unicorn (thing) by StrawberryFrog
- Ion Pulse Vibrator of Doom
- Irish Car Bomb
- Is there a fetus in that syringe?
- It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
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- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- Jerusalem artichoke
- Jerusalem Syndrome
- Jhoon Rhee
- John Stuart Mill
- John Titor
- Jujyfruits
- Just being quiet and close
- Just to see what it would be like
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- Kaffir Lime
- Kama Sutra
- keep it cool/shake it up
- Keeping your data from the FBI
- kill -9 dueling
- Kitchen Confidential
- knifey spoony
- Krav Maga
- Krispy Kreme
- Krugerrand
- Kurt Waldheim
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- La Cosa Nostra
- La Everythingaise
- La petite mort
- Lady Grey
- Lady Jane Grey
- lager and lime
- lapsed alcoholics are still alcoholics
- Layered Chocolate and Vanilla Terrine
- Lefse
- Lemon and ricotta cake
- Lemon confit
- Lenticular Printing (thing)
- Let the motherfucker burn
- Life in an airlock
- Lifeseed
- Limelight
- line marriage
- Liquid strawberries
- List of countries Belgium has bombed since the Cold War ended
- Listen Mr. Cute Sweater you are all kinds of a sugar
- little anarchy panties
- Liver cirrhosis
- logo design
- Lord of the Rings food
- Love Poem to a Cockroach
- luminous crescents
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- Mafiopoly
- Making Rage Against The Machine Guitar noises with your mouth is the best form of political protest
- Mandarin Pancakes
- mango lime sorbet
- Mangoes in kaffir lime syrup
- Martini of Death
- mascarpone reale
- Matthew and Son
- Mead
- Merzbow
- Mezzanotte olive oil dip with sun dried tomatoes and fresh herbs
- Moira
- Mongolian etiquette
- Moon cake
- Moscow, Idaho
- mud pot
- Mudflap Girl
- Mulled Wine
- Munchausen by Proxy Syndrome
- Muscle-powered space flight
- Music is for listening
- My agnostic prayer
- My body falling into stars
- My cat does not naturally crave twenty pound ocean fish
- My cruelest breakup letter ever
- My Family Is Different
- My hands, a backrub, a cup of tea, my shoulder, my lips, my silence
- My posh soup
- My zen life with coffee
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- Naked Twister
- Naked with intent to distribute
- Nathan, This Is Unacceptable
- Necronomicon
- Nerds, geeks, dorks and losers
- never order fish on Monday
- Newton's Rape Manual and other surprises
- ninja sex (idea) by lovejoyman
- No cure for emptiness on East 14th
- No Noders in Bhutan? Import some! An E2 Gathering and frequent flier mile grab
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- noble rot
- Nodeshell Generator
- Non Campus Mentis
- Not time yet
- Note pinned to a tree in Sherwood Forest
- Note to Standards and Practices: Don't forget to censor the closed captions
- Nuddle
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- obliteration phenomenon
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- Oh thy beauty speaks of thy artisan
- Old Grundy's Book of Practical Names
- On being sane in insane places
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- One hour there was sunlight
- orange syrup (thing) by sneff
- ossi dei morti
- Ouroboros
- oxtail
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- Packing the perfect narghila head
- Pagan Reading List
- Pagan recipes
- palm sugar
- panzanella
- Parmigiano
- Parthenogenesis
- pavlova
- pax domini sit semper vobiscum
- peach (thing)
- by sneff
- Peking duck
- Perfectly Spherical Cow
- physics jokes
- pi
- Picasso on Stalin's cock
- Pickled kumquats
- Pink Triangle
- Pistachio honeycomb
- Pornorchestra
- prairie squid
- Prawn gau gees in lime leaf and lemongrass broth with glass noodles
- prayer flag
- Precognitive carousel
- Preserved Egg Pies
- profiterole
- Promises kept
- Prosciutto and Parmesan wafers
- pubic hair
- Pubic Hair Concept
- punk rock breasts
- pussy willows and fairy fur
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- Quantum Fingers
- Quantum honeybees
- Queen Jane Approximately
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Quiver
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- raclette
- Random Acts of Purple
- Ras el hanout
- Raspberry souffle with poached strawberries and mint pesto
- Rasputin : A hard man to kill
- Reasons why you need at least 5 hours of sleep
- Recipe Quest: Black and White Food
- red green blue
- reindeer
- Remembrances of things past
- Repent, Harlequin! Said the Tick-Tock Man
- Rhubarb and vanilla ripple ice cream
- Rhubarb and vanilla tart
- Ricotta hotcakes with banana, sheep milk yoghurt and palm sugar
- rillettes
- Roasted amaretti peaches
- Roasted barramundi with leek, bacon and apple balsamic vinegar
- Roasted witlof and goat's cheese tart with beetroot essence
- Rose Cordial
- rose hip
- Roses of Gomorrah
- Rosewater panna cotta with lemon confit and pistachio honeycomb
- rouille
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- Saffron milk caps with green beans and garlic
- salad (idea) by sneff
- salty duck eggs
- Salty taste of blue things
- Sam Kinison
- Sarah's Virginity
- Sauce gribiche
- Sauternes
- Sauternes ice cream
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Scotch egg
- Selection and care of kitchen knives
- Sewing a Renaissance Faire costume (female)
- Sex Games
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
- sexual goddess
- Shakespeare is like sex: A beginner's guide
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
- Shellfish bisque
- She's Not There
- Shiver me timbers
- Shucking an oyster
- Singing Supraluminal
- Skin Deep
- Skin hunger
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- Slide rule
- Smashed chat potatoes with rosemary and sea salt
- Smoked eggplant
- snail sex
- So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Soap making
- Society for the prevention of Haikus
- Sock Puppet Showgirls
- Some stuff you physically can NOT do
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Sometimes, new wings take years to dry
- Sorry about the small penis
- Soul Surfing
- SpaceShipOne
- spacklequeen
- spanking
- sparrow fart
- Spiced pear salad with goat's milk feta and coppa
- Steamed coconut mussels with kaffir lime
- Steamed maple syrup and currant puddings
- Steamed semolina and toffee pudding
- steampunk
- Sticky toffee pudding
- Straight razor shave
- strip club (place) by avalyn
- Strip Jenga
- Stuffed salmon baked in salt dough
- Sturm und Wang: The Great Phallic Upheaval of 2003
- Sucks Less!
- Sugar glass
- surrealpolitik
- Switchblade
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- tag team parenting
- tapenade
- tartare sauce
- Ten thousand frozen, burning stars
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- The Barefoot Manifesto
- The Bata Shoe Museum
- the beautiful girl herself writes poems in code
- The best compliment an actor can receive
- The best date I never had
- The best thing since sliced bread
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- The Centripetal Acceleration Song
- The Chicago Prostitute War of 1857
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- The coolest want ad I have ever seen
- The Day Boy and the Night Girl
- The Devil's Skittle
- The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
- The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
- The Evil Overlord list
- The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke
- The Forgotten Color of Lightning
- The Groke
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
- The Kingdom of Loathing
- The Library of Babel
- The London Beer Flood of 1814
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- The M&M law of simplicity
- The Meaning of Liff
- The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress
- The NEA and Abu Ghraib
- The perfect toasted cheese sandwich
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- The revolution will not be televised
- The same liver twice
- The Serial Killer Jailbait Airline Lotto
- The seriously red dress
- The sky, purple and soft
- The Snow Queen
- The south park alphabet
- The Uncanny Valley
- The Welder - Part I
- The Wunder Bar
- Theories on the allure of lesbianism
- There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
- They danced with fire claws
- They think I'm a god
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
- Things never were what they used to be
- This bridge that is my back
- This is my roommate, Rachel
- This should make you very quiet
- Thousand year eggs
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- To Whom It May Concern
- Toddy
- Toupees made of cat hair are a bad idea
- transitioning
- Tree Octopus
- tree squid
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- Tupelo
- Tupelo Honey
- Twice cooked cheese souffle
- Two is company, two and a deity is a crowd
- Two paintballs sit upon the black pseudo-timber chest of drawers by my bed
- Two Princes
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- U-2 Incident
- Ucipital Mapillary
- Uke syndrome
- umami
- Under Linoleum
- underwear as an erogenous zone
- University of Idaho
- Unusual natural phenomena
- urban kayaka
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- Vampire Squid From Hell
- Van Eck phreaking
- vanilla vodka
- veal stock
- Velvet Revolver
- vending machines that dispense poetry
- Verbing weirds language
- Villon's Straight Tip to All Cross Coves
- Violet
- Violet Crumble
- Virgin Galactic
- Vodka Sorbet
- vodka watermelon
- Voting/Experience System
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- Walk behind a woman
- Walnut and treacle cookies
- Wanna buy a duck?
- wasted
- Watermelon sorbet and vanilla ice cream terrine
- We are the moon bees, the souls of unborn children
- We are wont to mistrust in our sense of balance
- Webster 1913 is a fake
- Weird ass tasty biscuit treat, most intriguing
- Welcome to 2002, the twenty-third year of the eighties
- We're all missing the point on computer security
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- What kind of Chinese restaurant is this?
- What pornos would have us believe
- What sort of impotent sorcerer are you?
- What to look for in a getaway car
- When in doubt, choose wings not shoes
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- Where two roads once diverged
- White chocolate mousse
- White nectarine and vodka tortoni
- White nectarine and vodka tortoni
- White nectarines with prosciutto
- Who to send presents to, and when.
- Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
- Why bert hid the moon
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why haven't cephalopods made it on land?
- Why is a raven like a writing desk?
- Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
- Wiccan Rede
- Will-o'-the-wisp
- Willow pattern
- Wing Chun
- Wombats in light speed experiments
- wonky-eyed jewel squid
- wonton
- Woop Woop
- Words Shakespeare invented
- Words to help you remember how it feels
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- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
- You're pretty when you're quiet
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- zabaglione
- Zenzic
- zenzizenzizenzic
- zongzi
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