30 April 2011

Zombie Threat Summary

CONPLAN 8888 was designed to address the following types of zombie threats:

Pathogenic Zombies (PZ):

PZ's are zombie life forms created after an organism is infected by a virus or bacteria or some other form of contagion.

Radiation Zombies (RZ):

RZ's are zombie life forms created after an organism is infected by an extreme dosage of electromagnetic and/or particle radiation.

Evil Magic Zombies (EMZ):

EMZ's are zombie life forms created via some form of occult experimentation in what might otherwise be referred to as "evil magic."

Space Zombies (SZ):

1. SZ's are zombie life forms originating from space or created by toxic contamination of the earth environment via

All of the rumors had turned out untrue. He was afraid when he moved to the small town that he would be dealing with hostile, unfriendly neighbors. Especially in the current political climate: what would these small town people think about this computer programmer from Mountain View who had moved out here for a cheap house and an easier pace of life? Would they resent him for being a carpetbagger? But he instead had found

Went onto base to get our military IDs renewed. I didn't know we were doing this today; I left my wallet, and my ID.

We had a set appointment time, so Dad told me I'll just have to say it's lost. That means a fine. gulp.

We drive to the block house, unload, and walk in. Uh-oh; DEERS and the other system is down. They can't replace our ID anyways.

On the drive back home, mom gets a call from a number of all 1s and labelled, "Spam Risk". Unlike most scammers,