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• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't Tell Me
• Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
• Don't Make Me Think
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• How to Make Friends and Influence People
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't let me die nervous
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't tell me about her
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• Don't leave me alone
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• My God, don't tempt me!
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Dont Give Names (user)
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't Tell a Soul
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• Things people don't want to hear
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• I don't like my smile
• Work like you don't need the money
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Don't Pass Me By
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't send me roses
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They don't touch me the same way
• I don't believe in people
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• I don't like the drugs
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Being a dickhead
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I don't think I like love
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Show, don't tell
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't see like you
• I don't mind if you forget me
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Please Don't Bury Me
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Don't call me white
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't piss here
• I don't think I like your system
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• Indigenous people don't exist
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• If you don't like it, leave
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• customers don't trust me
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't call me Debbie
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Don't encourage people to read
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Don't wait up for me
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once

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