You've been spooning down the Lucky Charms lo these many yeas... before exams, presentations, and big dates with hot members of the opposite sex.

You've credited that Leprechaun and his cutie wootie marshmellows and oh so crunchy oats with the A+ you thought you didn't deserve, the time your fly was open and no one noticed, the time you came home baked out of your mind and your mom was asleep.

But this morning's AP report reveals sad and startling news:

PDT RICHFIELD, Minn. (AP) -- The creator of Lucky Charms cereal and his wife were killed in a traffic accident on their way to visit their comatose daughter, who died two days later.

Please people, do not rely on breakfast cereal to make you lucky. That is all.

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