Findings:

• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• So you don't have to
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• You don't have any real problems
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight
• Not tonight, I have a headache
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You don't have to remember my name
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• A reason to drink
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• don't sleep tonight don't sleep tonight don't sleep tonight
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Cats don't have brakes
• Stoned music memories
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Even if You Don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't have a television set
• I still don't even know you
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• what is this i don't even
• No, I don't have channel 11
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• And I don't even know their names
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I don't have the time
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• you don't have to do this
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• So tonight that I might see
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...

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