The correct answer is always:

Great! we'll go to the party buck naked so we can get it on on the shagpile rug in the middle of the living room.

If this doesn't immediately prompt your partner to re-evaluate their wardrobe, simply ask:

May I borrow a handbag, so I have somewhere to put the car keys ?

And if they still can't find anything to wear, ring me up and i'll go to the party with you (but only if we can go buck naked and get it on on the shagpile rug).

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