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I don't believe in "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
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What I want for Christmas... Something homemade or something from your town, or something I can't get in Michigan or a tasty, but mailable desert that doesn't contain chocolate(I can't have cafine :( Use your imagination silly! If your sister/girlfriend/little brother thinks it's cool, I'll probably like it. (That means legos are definitly a good idea! Hope that helps.

I found an old fashioned typewriter. I'm trying to make it my new keyboard... cross your fingers!

I'm now a proud member of ninjagirls! Yeah!

I'm now a proud member of circusfreaks! I'm a clown, I work for cake and icecream. It's a great gig.

To see some of my lovely art work go to
Or more specifically:

I'm a 21 year old girl believe it or don't. I don't care. I'll be twenty two October 6th. Feel compeled to get me a birthday present.

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ICQ: 149227905

AIM: swish lass

I finally took the Political Compass Test and found out where I stand.
Economic Left/Right: -2.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.13

This puts me near Gandhi and the Dalai Lama, don't worry I was suprised too. Turns out it's about the complete opposite of Bush. I knew there was a reason I didn't like him...

I thought this was great from Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck by phenylketonurics: "It's all chemicals. Sex was pretty disgusting before them (Remember being seven?)" He he he, I love it.

Cool Man Eddie says Hey, swish girl, Ereneta just cooled your stinging nettle writeup, baby!

Tiefling just cooled your Dream Log: February 4, 2004 writeup, baby!

Tiefling and Posmella and Cletus the Foetus just cooled your Standing committee writeup, baby!

bluebird_is_sad just cooled your VeggieTunes writeup, baby!

Aresds just cooled your Larry the Cucumber writeup, baby!

Ereneta just cooled your Greeting card writeup, baby!

iandunn just cooled your writeup on King Darius Suite, baby

Tiefling and Stavr0 just cooled your writeup on standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear, baby

I'm SO excited.

My very first C! on Feb. 28 2002. It's from the great mr100percent! Yeah! The exact message said: Cool Man Eddie says mr100percent just cooled your writeup on Crying does not get you out of a ticket, baby

Spackle says You have been drafted into my posse whether you like it or not! :-)
mat catastrophe says ooh. if you are living through me, does that mean you like it when i eat pizza and/or kiss girls?
Great Moments in the catbox...
22:42: Spackle is going to meet swish girl some day come hell or highwater

My response to the question: Is the glass half empty or half full?
      Half empty because then I will conserve it when I am walking through the desert and not think to myself “oh there is plenty” and drink it all in one gulp and be screwed. :oP

Thanks to mock style for the valuable advice!

This part always under constuction and never quite up to date...

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