Findings:

• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• You can't get there from here
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I can't "get interested", dumbass
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• CA(1982): Rights of the Aboriginal Peoples of Canada
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• If you care only about you, and I care only about you, who cares aout me?
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Taking things at surface value
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Why people who jog live longer
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• can't get with
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• How to get people to leave you alone
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• If only I could get into her head
• The game where you get to shoot people on TV
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• Get The Quote Right
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Can't get you out of my head
• I don't get many things right the first time
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• "A gentleman and a scholar" is only half right
• marxists get crazy laid
• Why can't I get over her
• Know your pets
• People who don't smoke will never die
• play dumb
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Only Dull People Are Brilliant at Breakfast
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The bored who complain
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Capitalize, please
• Using a command line
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Type A blood
• People who use Windows
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Flaunting your sexuality
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• At least things can't get any worse
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Eating only rice to get by
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Can't we all just get along?
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• The drummer always gets laid
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• get right down to it
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Mr. Get Right (user)
• Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Who gets to decide?
• Famous people with only one testicle
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• it is only right
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• People Get Ready
• Those who can't do, teach
• cat haters
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Dead links in writeups
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• There are only three kinds of people
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about

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