Okay! Fine! I admit it! I am one of these kind of people - I just don't have any self-control
. Here's how it inevitably happens
I can feel it staring at me
. A shiny new Dilbert calendar
. Yes, it's only January 26t
h, a full 339 days left in the year. But it, the evil Dilbert calendar
, is whispering to me, "Read ahead
in me just a few days..." I can feel my body being drawn towards its wonderful Dogberty goodness
. My brain screams out
, "No! You must stop yourself! There is only a limited amount of fun
available each year, don't waste it now! Stop!" Ignoring it, I slowly reach towards the calendar, my hands shaking
. Suddenly, I reach out and snatch it! "Mine! All Mine," I cackle madly
, I peel forward a day.
"Hehe," I laugh. "That was a good one - I wonder what the 28th will be like?"
The next thing you know, I've progressed to the middle of April. I then realize my foolish mistake
- I have wasted 4 months of fun in a single day!
"What was I thinking?" I weep
to myself. If I could only figure out a way to keep those temptatious voices
out of my mind. Argh!