"Dude, what are you saying?"
"Just what I said. You heard
what I said, right?"
"Yeah, I heard what you said. I didn't like the way you sounded like you meant
mean it. Come on, you want to. I know it."
, man. You're drunk
"I'm just tipsy
. And horny
. And there's no girl
s around. And there is
. Right here."
"You're fuckin' nuts. I don't wanna have sex
with a donkey."
"Yes, you do."
"No, I don't!"
"Yes, you do!"
"Dude, shut up! I'd prefer my dates to at least be human
"You mean you'd fuck a guy
before you'd fuck this donkey
"Yeah, I probably would. Hell, I know
. And stop touching that donkey
"Why? I think she likes it."
"What's up with you? You've never acted like a perv before."
"Dude, I've always
been an ass man
"Wha? I thought you'd meant you liked girls' asses!"
"Well, they'll do. But you get better action
from a donkey. They kick
"Dude, they'll kick
your fucking dick off. And seriously, stop touch
ing that donkey."
"No, dammit! I can't stand to wait
any longer! I can't let this glorious donkey-flesh
go to waste! I can't let this flower of equininity
"Dude! Shut up!"
"No! I want to ravish
her! I want to feel her shaggy loins
beneath my own! I want to make her mine and mine alone!"
"Oh God! Stop it! Put your pants
"Let's do it, man! Let's FUCK
"Jesus God! I--I gotta get out of here!"
"Ooooh, yeah! That's it! Come with me, baby!
Yeah! Whooo-YEAH! YYYEEEEAAHHH!!!"
Excerpt: "Life on the Jones Farm", (C) 1958 by Educational Films Corporation, Hollywood, California
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