Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "We don't send ambulances out of county because then we don't have ambulances"

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Please don't send your resume
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Baptist jokes
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I don't have the time
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• So you don't have to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• No, I don't have channel 11
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't go out without a coat
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Why don't I have votes today?
• if you subscribe to a single school, then you don't understand
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• you don't have to do this
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't do that then!
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I don't have a television set
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Cats don't have brakes
• I have a punklin and you don't
• A reason to drink
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Stoned music memories
• You don't have to remember my name
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Don't send me roses
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You don't have any real problems
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Don't Go Out the Door
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Ambulance chaser
• Ambulance Service Union
• air ambulance
• You're going home in an ambulance
• Ambulance lights reflecting off of rain-soaked telephone poles
• In a Priest Driven Ambulance
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't call me white
• Why don't you drink?
• I don't like moving.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I don't want to die
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't want children
• Why don't men shave?
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't Drink the Water
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• don't comment on my looks
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't piss here
• Don't Give Me Names
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• I don't see like you
• Don't beat around the bush
• I don't want to fall so easily
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Show, don't tell
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time

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