Findings:
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- I have a punklin and you don't
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- A reason to drink
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- So you don't have to
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- You don't have any real problems
- No, I don't have channel 11
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- you don't have to do this
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Stoned music memories
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- You don't have to remember my name
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Why don't I have votes today?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I don't have a television set
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I don't have the time
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't Block the Box
- don't shoot the messenger
- programs that don't compile
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Don't call me Debbie
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
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