Findings:

• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• So you don't have to
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Stoned music memories
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't ask don't tell
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• A reason to drink
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• If You Have to Ask
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• I don't have a television set
• You have the right to ask
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You don't have any real problems
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• You don't have to remember my name
• Baptist jokes
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I don't have the time
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• you don't have to do this
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Don't ask
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Ask Jeeves
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I never asked to be born you know
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)

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