Findings:

• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have the time
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't ask don't tell
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• If You Have to Ask
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• I don't have a television set
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• So you don't have to
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• you don't have to do this
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You have the right to ask
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Cats don't have brakes
• A reason to drink
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Stoned music memories
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Baptist jokes
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You don't have to remember my name
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• You don't have any real problems
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't ask
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
• Ask Jeeves
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• you can heal? you have to rest.
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I never asked to be born you know
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)

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