Findings:
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Next time you leave me
- Pencil me in for next Tuesday
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Smile at guys, for me
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- That guy
- guy
- Guy Gavriel Kay
- The Tall Guy
- nice guy
- Comic Book Guy
- Guy Kawasaki
- Bill Nye the Science Guy
- The guy at the end of Half-Life
- Guy de Maupassant
- The Humble Guys
- Family Guy
- The perfect guy
- The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- right guy
- tough guy
- The Cable Guy
- Guy Fawkes
- Guy Debord
- The Fall Guy
- Shirt Guy Tom
- Just a guy on a horse
- computer guy lite
- Guy Stevens
- Nice guys finish last
- Exquisite Dead Guy
- Arcata Guy (user)
- Guy Dynamic
- You just cut that guy off
- Fall guy
- just a guy (user)
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- guy bob receptacles (user)
- sane guy (user)
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Dead Guy Ale
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- guys in Speedos
- Guys with shaved legs
- Nice Guy Eddie
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- One of the guys
- Guys who wear skirts
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- token black guy
- Things guys think girls should know
- all the cute guys will be there
- This guy I once knew, Jason
- guy hug
- Guy Noir
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- nice guy complex
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- College Guy Casserole
- Two Guys and a Girl
- Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
- The Guy Nod
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Menards guy
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Small-framed Guy
- Inflatable Big Black Guy
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Wild and Crazy Guy
- Guy Daikouji
- Guy Clark
- West Country Guy (user)
- He's a good guy friend
- The three kinds of nice guys
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
- date movies for guys
- Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- getting hit by a guy
- Strong Guy
- Guy Ritchie
- That guy issue
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- The little guy
- Operation Good Guys
- Good-looking guy game
- Teeny Little Super Guy
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Guy Incognito (user)
- Guy Williams
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- funny fat guy who dies
- Guy Fawkes scenario
- standing on younger ground
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- I'm the Bad Guy
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Autistic guy on the city bus
- Richard K. Guy
- free guy
- guy movie
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- Guy Game
- How I became the Naked Guy
- Guy Innagorillasuit (user)
- The baby, the immigrant, and the guy on mushrooms
- Guy Burgess
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- 16 Guys
- guy (user)
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Guy Barker
- Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
- Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
- Why sales guys make all the money
- Guy Smiley
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- An old guy I saw in the subway
- Conventional Bad Guy Behaviour
- Helping people cheat
- Penis size and impregnation
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- The day I found out I was a guy
- Guy Montag
- Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
- Sign Guy
- Cherokee Bat and the Goat Guys
- good guy mob
- Cranky Media Guy (user)
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- fat guys
- Ugly Naked Guy
- Guy Pearce
- Never kick a guy in the crotch!
- Fry Guys
- Underwater Guy
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- A Fantastic story from an old guy
- Guy Fawkes Day
- Fry Guy
- I was a nice guy once
- justa guy (user)
- The Happy Guy
- Guy Verhofstadt
- Quake Guy
- Five Guys Named Moe
- Jealous Guy
- Buddy Guy
- Buddy Guy's Legends
- We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
- cool guy (user)
- Bad Guy (user)
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- The Red Guy
- What guys do with their penis
- Guy Gardner
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