Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "girls who wear the cricket box on their face and ask if its a gas mask"

• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• History wears a gas mask
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• the man who recognized bee faces
• The girl who hangs the sun
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• The girl you fell in love with
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Girl gangstas
• The girl who everyone loved
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I will ask them all their dreams
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• The Girl with the Million Dollar Face
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• Helping people cheat
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Gas Mask
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• The Girls in Their Summer Dresses
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Girls Who Bite Back
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• Dead links in writeups
• The mask we all wear
• the girl who danced with the chair
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• The Gas Face
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Gas Girl
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• Boys, girls, and their mirror neurons
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• no wear girl (user)
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• The girl who left a legend
• Gas can seeks box of matches
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Who's That Girl
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• The Girl Who Waited
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• We Wear the Mask
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Know your pets
• Show me the mask that you hide beneath the mask that you wear
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Capitalize, please
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Judging women by their books
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• People who carp about their jobs
• Who wears the pants
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• You wear your breasts to their full extent
• I am the juice box girl
• people who wear camo
• So Who Wear the Pants?
• For those who wear glasses
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• cricket box
• Who made Hell?
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?

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