Findings:

• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I look in the mirror
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Afterward
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• Caring for a pregnant hamster, and what to do afterwards
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Afterwards, in the stillness of exhaustion
• Afterward (user)
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Have Blue (user)
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• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics

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