This heretofore empty node
has reminded me of a very funny commercial
I'm hearing on the radio these days
. It's about some company
that wants to be "Number Two
." The sales pitch
guy (who talks in a very superior Minnesota
) asks why they would not like to be "Number One
The company guy says, "Well, that would be good, but we've already gotten all the big foam hands with two fingers sticking up, for 'Number Two.'"
The sales guy says, "Have you considered cutting one of the fingers off?"
The pointy haired boss guy says, "Which one?"
The sales guy says, "You're not much of a visionary, are you, sir?"