This heretofore empty node has reminded me of a very funny commercial I'm hearing on the radio these days. It's about some company that wants to be "Number Two." The sales pitch guy (who talks in a very superior Minnesota-type monotone) asks why they would not like to be "Number One."

The company guy says, "Well, that would be good, but we've already gotten all the big foam hands with two fingers sticking up, for 'Number Two.'"

The sales guy says, "Have you considered cutting one of the fingers off?"

The pointy haired boss guy says, "Which one?"

The sales guy says, "You're not much of a visionary, are you, sir?"

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