Findings:

• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I have made up a name for my disease
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• because I have given up any care
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I don't want a calculator
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• The tattoo phenomenon
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Don't piss here
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• So you don't have to
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't think the sun was up
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I have a friend
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Don't drink soap! Dilute! Dilute! OK!
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• A reason to drink
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You don't have to remember my name
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• Don't wait up for me
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• you don't have to do this
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
• I have lots of gay friends
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• boss i made a new friend
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Bold of you to assume I have friends
• Here We Have Idaho
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• The friends we made along the way
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Baptist jokes
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't give up
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• I don't have a television set
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Cats don't have brakes
• Stoned music memories
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Don't give up your day job
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Sorry, I don't work here
• I don't have the time
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To

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