Findings:
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Fucked up ways to die
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- You Fucked Up!
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- People have fucked up before
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Shut The Fuck Up
- Ken Lay
- What I want to be when I grow up
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- marry me and you'll be safe
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- You'll Be Back
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- fuck up
- Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
- Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Fucked Up
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Fucked up Facts from History
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP
- fucked up criteria (user)
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- Be
- Don't Be Afraid
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- so be it
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- To be or not to be
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Be Mine
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- What the American people want politics to be
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
- Be Operating System
- well, I'll be jiggered
- It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
- I wanna be your toothbrush holder
- Be a model or just look like one
- What does it mean to be religious?
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- i've lost the ability to be truly bored
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- Want to be a lawyer?
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- it'll be on the test
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- Trying desperately to be cool
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
- No one can be totally logical
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
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