One day, down at a local coffee shoppe
, over a few shots of Jolt! Cola
, a friend of mine and I came to the sudden realization that we were going to grow up to be dirty old men. We were thrilled
. The conversation could not stay away from being perverted and loud, and then the perfect dirty old man walked through the shop, and we realized that was our future.
I want to be a dirty old man
. They get to have all the fun, without the legal problems normal men face, because it is acceptable
for them to be perverted. I get to make snide comments at girls in short skirts, stare at cleavage
through tiny tanktop
shirts, and sleep with 20 year old girls. (and geeks shall inherit the earth
) The barkeep
heard us talking about this, and started laughing his head off, because he could see us as dirty old men.