"Yes?"
"I think that we should just be friends."
"Friends?"
"Ya. You know, like Secret Friends"
"What the Hell are secret friends?"
"It's like being friends, but different: We wouldn't be allowed to touch each other or call each other or hang out, and if you tried to talk to me in public, I would just ignore you."
"So, I'd have to go back to stalking you?"
"Pretty much."
"'Kay."
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