Think about it; what better life is there than that of a pirate
? You wake up in the morning and eat exotic fruits and nuts for breakfast, washing it down with half a barrel of rum (all pirates drink rum, ex: "Yo ho ho and a bottle or rum
", famous pirate song) . After some lounging in your hammock
, you gather the crew and head out for a day’s work. Capture a ship and be done work by lunch
, where you can kick back with a few margarita
s and wenches (necessary for piratedom). What other job can you hang around a boat all day with guns and booze with your friends and make tons of money (pirate term: “booty”). I honestly cannot see who in their right mind would not want to be a pirate!