Findings:

• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't have the time
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Stoned music memories
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Even the tides have more friends than you
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• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• So you don't have to
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I have lots of gay friends
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Baptist jokes
• In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't have a television set
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Cats don't have brakes
• A reason to drink
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• You don't have to remember my name
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• because I have given up any care
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I have a friend
• you don't have to do this
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• Bold of you to assume I have friends
• any
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup

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