Findings:

• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You don't have to remember my name
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They could have saved Kevin
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• They must have faces
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Rape committed by women
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• They don't touch me the same way
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They Have a Word for It
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• They don't know what they're missing
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Why don't I have votes today?
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• I don't remember
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I don't have the time
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• you don't have to do this
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• People want what they cannot have
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• You stole what they would have given you
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• They have taken enough
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• They have no bones.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• A reason to drink
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Stoned music memories
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Cats don't have brakes
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't remember all that much
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• They don't understand my tea
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a television set
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• So you don't have to
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You remember how to whistle don't you?
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• People don't flail when they die
• They don't know what I've done
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• You don't have any real problems
• No, I don't have channel 11
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves

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