Findings:

• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• I don't think I like your system
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Don't think of...
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• We don't need no education
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I dont no (user)
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• No, I don't have channel 11
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• I don't think of her
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Think globally, don't act.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Don't say no
• Even if You Don't
• Don't take sex too seriously
• I still don't even know you
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• I don't think I like love
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• what is this i don't even
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• And I don't even know their names
• Don't Make Me Think
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• No, don't click that!
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Don't think about it
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• No, nothing, not even dreams
• death i think is no parenthesis
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• if you think you are free, no escape is possible
• I don't think the sun was up
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...

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