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• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• blondes have more fun
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Stoned music memories
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• How to make sports games more fun
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• More Fun with Dick and Jane
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• So you don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You don't have to remember my name
• Don't Laugh (I Love You)
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• You just don't get it
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• As much fun as watching paint dry
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
• Home surgery
• I don't have the time
• Don't defile my sex
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Don't take sex too seriously
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• emotions others don't get to see
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• don't rely on us to get you high
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• you don't have to do this
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Sex for fun
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Conspiracy theorists are fun to point at and laugh
• eating with your fingers is more fun
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• sex is fun (user)
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• A bunch of fun guys
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• A reason to drink
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Don't Know Much
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Rape committed by women
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• I don't have a television set
• I don't remember all that much
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• you don't talk much
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• No, I don't have channel 11
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• You don't have any real problems
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• You don't get a song
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I don't get it
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Don't Laugh
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• I don't want to get over you
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves

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