Findings:

• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• I don't have the time
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• What pornos would have us believe
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• You don't have any real problems
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• I must have called a thousand times
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• it's God's work to have us fail
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You don't have to remember my name
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Computers have no sense of time
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• This time, this isn’t going to pass
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• So you don't have to
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• We don't want this place. This is not us.
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• we don't move with the waves. The two of us, a quiet ocean roaring somewhere in its depths
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Kids have no concept of time
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• You have far too much time on your hands
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Long Haired Preachers
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• In the time you have
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Cats don't have brakes
• A reason to drink
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Stoned music memories
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't have a television set
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to do this
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End

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