Findings:

• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He said, expecting the answer no
• Piero Manzoni
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Expecting other people's children to make the sacrifice
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• When he became an old man
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When writers use Latin
• Hit Song Ideas: Subject material *other* than self
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• when fake deaf guys attack
• He's a good guy friend
• getting hit by a guy
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• One learns the most when teaching others
• When the shit hits the fan
• The Other Guy
• The other guy's tao
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Expecting Someone Taller
• What were you expecting? Once the process of falsification is set in motion, it won't stop.
• Hints for bachelors expecting a visit from an intimate lady friend
• I am not expecting anything
• Guy Smiley (user)
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• The Tall Guy
• nice guy
• Comic Book Guy
• dream guy
• Guy Kawasaki
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Guy de Maupassant
• bad guy
• right guy
• tough guy
• The Cable Guy
• Guy Fawkes
• Guy Debord
• The Fall Guy
• two girls and a guy
• Just a guy on a horse
• computer guy lite
• Guy Stevens
• Nice guys finish last
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• Arcata Guy (user)
• Guy Dynamic
• You just cut that guy off
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• Guys with shaved legs
• Nice Guy Eddie
• One of the guys
• Guys and Dolls
• Guys who wear skirts
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• token black guy
• Things guys think girls should know
• all the cute guys will be there
• This guy I once knew, Jason
• guy hug
• Shy Guy
• Guy Noir
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• nice guy complex
• College Guy Casserole
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Two Guys and a Girl
• Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
• The Guy Nod
• Menards guy
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Small-framed Guy
• Inflatable Big Black Guy
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Wild and Crazy Guy
• Guy Daikouji
• Guy Clark
• West Country Guy (user)
• The three kinds of nice guys
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• date movies for guys
• Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• guy movie
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Guy Burgess
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• 16 Guys
• guy (user)
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Guy Barker
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• Why sales guys make all the money
• Guy Smiley
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Guy L. Steele Jr.
• An old guy I saw in the subway
• Conventional Bad Guy Behaviour
• Helping people cheat
• Penis size and impregnation
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• The day I found out I was a guy
• Guy Montag
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Sign Guy
• Cherokee Bat and the Goat Guys
• good guy mob
• Cranky Media Guy (user)
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• fat guys
• Ugly Naked Guy
• Guy Pearce
• Never kick a guy in the crotch!
• Underwater Guy
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• A Fantastic story from an old guy
• Guy Fawkes Day
• Fry Guy
• I was a nice guy once
• justa guy (user)
• The Happy Guy
• Guy Verhofstadt

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