Findings:

• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I don't have a television set
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Cats don't have brakes
• Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't feel the same way about you
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• So you don't have to
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Being a dickhead
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• A reason to drink
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Stoned music memories
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• You don't have to remember my name
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Baptist jokes
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• but don't take my word for it
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby

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