Findings:

• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Cats don't have brakes
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• you don't have to do this
• The choice you have to make
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't have any real problems
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I don't have the time
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
• Stoned music memories
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I have a punklin and you don't
• A reason to drink
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• So you don't have to
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Why don't I have votes today?
• No, I don't have channel 11
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't have a television set
• choices
• Rock for Choice
• K's Choice
• Hobson's choice
• Guarantee freedom of choice
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Axiom of Choice
• Criminology: Choice Theory
• Before Choice Disturbs
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• choice (user)
• small choices in the past shape your future
• Taking a multiple choice test
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• Morality is a matter of daily choices, not of overriding precepts.
• Choice matters
• Choices in the Wind
• Social Choice
• Public Choice
• E2 Options: Editbox size choices (document)
• Slaves and stray dogs: Christianity and the issue of free choice
• false choice
• It's not about choice
• Partner of Choice
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• Freedom's Choice
• Choices and adaptation
• drink of choice
• Coalition for Vehicle Choice
• Player's Choice
• choice paralysis
• First Choice Cola
• Taking an IBO multiple choice test
• Freedom of Choice
• Cryptic female mate choice
• one choice
• What very choice seconds.
• the choices I blamed on others
• the choice of shampoos
• Magician's Choice
• High Heel Shoes – Lady’s First Choice
• High Heel Shoes - Lady's First Choice
• MULTIPLE CHOICE (choose the best answer)
• Living till I die? As if I had a choice.
• fraud in medicine: Veterans Choice
• fraud in medicine: Veterans Choice II
• choice: loyalty or ethics
• choice: loyalty or ethics II
• A little bit of politics: On lastest Financial Choice Act
• Dealer's choice (category)
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• paralyzed by choice
• Ranked choice voting
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong

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