Findings:
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- They made life together, alone in themselves
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- They must have faces
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- They Have a Word for It
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- You stole what they would have given you
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- They could have saved Kevin
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- what real progress have we made?
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- He's been places they have not.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
- I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- People want what they cannot have
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- I have made up a name for my disease
- They have taken enough
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- They have no bones.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- They didn't have the heart
- They have bears in Italy
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Kurt Vonnegut books made into movies
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Sing and then murder them with an ice axe if they reveal Your secret.
- Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
- your roots run deep, and they are stronger than you think
- I was into them after they were hip
- play dumb
- Redundancy in DNA
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Into a featureless face, they carve a smile.
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
- every secret thing was made by some one
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- I don't have a television set
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- The Department of They
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I have lots of gay friends
- I have this delusion
- Here We Have Idaho
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Have I Got News for You
- You have far too much time on your hands
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
- Questions I have had today
- Lord, have mercy
- Sex with a chicken
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Animals people have sex with
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
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