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• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Names I have acquired over the years
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• When you know things are just meant to be
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• don't cry over spilled milk
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't have the time
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• You have no power over me
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• a billion years
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Isotopes with half-lives between 100 million and 10 billion years
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Baptist jokes
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• In recenp inpernapional news, tanic is paking over phe Anglosthere as ip attears phap phe leppers T and P have exchanged tlaces wiph each opher
• Twenty years and the Spring is over
• the universe is deterministic and we have free will
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• Natural rights don't exist
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• So you don't have to
• Stoned music memories
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't Dream It's Over
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• A summary of the shift in tone over the course of the Harry Potter series
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• Books I have bought for next year
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• The year of Chilean sea bass is officially over
• Grouper and oysters and shrimp, oh my! An E2 New Year's gathering on Florida's Gulf Coast
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Contradictions don't exist
• I don't have a television set
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Cats don't have brakes
• A reason to drink
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• Indigenous people don't exist
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Course in Complex Analysis
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Don't run over fire hose
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Why don't I have votes today?
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• people who don't exist
• My Dream Girl Don't Exist
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
• I don't want to get over you
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't work at a golf course
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• The revolution is over, and we have lost
• you don't have to do this
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Amiga Persecution Complex
• Meme complex
• nth roots of a complex number
• Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

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