Findings:
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- You know you're a geek when...
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- You know you're blacked out when...
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- Only when you're older
- Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Time flies when you're having fun
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Slippery When Wet
- Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
- Happy When It Rains
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- I just don't know when to quit.
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
- only when you cannot hear
- It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- When I was young Time had no wings
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Sucking at The Sims
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- When the girl is the mission
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
- Some time when I was a teenager
- You don't know what you've got till it's gone
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
- You're never around when I need you
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- I'll explain it when you're older
- I know more when I'm alone
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When the water is black you know it's deep
- speak only when spoken to
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- We journal only when we hurt
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Now is the time when I start: Drink
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- When it rains, it pours
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- When I went back in time to kill you
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- I Love It When It Rains At Night
- When I left my girl
- You know you are addicted to Everything when
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- When you're dead, you're dead
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- I know when the world will end
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- I look better when I am wet
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Sing when you're winning
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- Only When I Lose Myself
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- I only dance when my feet are on fire
- I only smoke when I drink
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
- i only knew when silence screamed
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- Eye contact at a distance
- I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
- It only hurts when I breathe
- To Here Knows When
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Only when
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
- There was a time when I was a better person
- When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- When your time comes
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- when the time comes
- When You Are: a guide for time travelers
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
- Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- When you're alone
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When I turned round...
- When you're home alone
- it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
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