One of the few unpublicized pleasures of life. Like simple pleasures, only sort of naughty. The best part about all this stuff? Clothes are optional!

Things not to do when you're home alone...

  • Watch a scary movie - especially if you live in an old creaky house
  • Get nostalgic about old exes or other things that will make you feel lonely
  • Watch the disturbing evening news (unless you are completely desensitized to that sort of thing)

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