Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "from a kid about to take his Japanese oral exam, my deepest sympathies"

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• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Dodo the kid from Outer Space
• Oral Cancer Self Exam
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
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• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
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• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
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• The Architect Erects his Time-Proof Temple from the Inside
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
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• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
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• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
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• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
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• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
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• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
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• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
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• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
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• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
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• I have more stories about trains for you
• Things About To Come My Way
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• A few crucial things about Conrad
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• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What are you talking about?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything

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