Jay Leno, the host of the Tonight Show on NBC, sent two girls to the 2000 Republican National Convention as the official observers for the Tonight Show. He chose the two of them because they are, shall we say, politically naive, so they should inadvertently give very funny answers to serious political questions.

Tonight, an interviewer asked them, "What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?"

One of them turned around, looked at the platform of the convention (i.e., the stage) and said, "It's carpeted."

The next question was, "Who put the Republican Platform together?"

The same girl answered promptly, "Janitors." The other disagreed, "No, I think it's architects."

Well, the two of them had no idea what they were talking about, but you have to admit, they sure can think on their feet.

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