There seems to be a sort of subculture of little anecdotes
about the injury of the male genitals
. Usually the story involves an elaborate plot
and some sort of climactic finale
whereby some poor bastrd
are subject to applied force
s in a way no gonads
Almost always done in an attempt at humor
, they're everywhere
- on television
, the internet
, you see it at the mall
, in book
s, we even node it
. They remain one of the last bastions
of bad taste jokes
against an increasingly politically correct
society, with racist jokes
long gone and sexist jokes
on the way out.
Recently they have come under fire. Sure, they're in bad taste
and politically incorrect
, but when done properly they're absolutely fucking hilarious
- maybe you need to go and read about a tale of profound agony that all you fellas might be able to relate to
to understand what I'm on about.
Using my literary skills
I've identified the the vital
s (I love these puns
) of the makings of a good
An innocent and seemingly harmless setting.
A plain description of the events leading to the injury.
A descriptive and philisophical followup of the aforementioned events.
A conclusion that brings the experiences of the unfortunate victim into a wider, global context.