Findings:

• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Let them have Festivas
• Them Or Us
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• don't let them scare you
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You, standing
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Don't touch that dial
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Stoned music memories
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• A reason to drink
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• It must have rained or something
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't touch your brain
• Don't touch the green sauce
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You don't have any real problems
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• you don't have to do this
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Cats don't have brakes
• So you don't have to
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't have a television set
• You don't have to remember my name
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Why don't I have votes today?
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't have the time
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• I may or may not have been naked
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.

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