Findings:

• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Only Angels Have Wings
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Stoned music memories
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• When I have female children
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• When living we have need of Death
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Words that only have one context
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• when all the white horses have broken free
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Lord, have mercy
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Here We Have Idaho
• Let them have Festivas
• Animals people have sex with
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• You can't have everything
• What have you been smoking?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• You have far too much time on your hands
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have no browser and I must node!
• It's better to have loved and lost
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Let's all have an orgy!
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I have no complaint
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I have a tricorn hat
• you can't have it both ways
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• it's good to have a moose
• I must have three heads
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• Have I Got News for You
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Questions I have had today
• I don't have a television set
• I have lots of gay friends
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have this delusion
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• I have a friend
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Sex with a chicken
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• Baptist jokes
• I have seen the elephant
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Have a buck
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• How the mighty have fallen
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• We're trying to have a baby

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