Findings:

• Two virgins about to have sex
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Wild Sex (In the Working Class)
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Like a really good sex
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Sex in a small car
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• wild sex
• Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
• How to have lesbian sex
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Animals people have sex with
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Sex with a chicken
• drunken
• Hank, the Angry, Drunken Dwarf
• Drunken Master
• Drunken Shrimp Creole
• Drunken Angel
• My Weird Drunken Adventure
• A dead bird and a drunken father
• drunken logic
• Drunken Whisper
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Three Drunken Maidens
• The Drunken Old Man's Pavilion
• drunken speech
• Drunken Mud Wrestling at Chez Wonko
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• Dance of the Drunken Master
• drunken haze
• Drunken Merge Party
• Drunken Style Kung Fu
• Eight Drunken Immortals
• What shall we do with a drunken poet? (document)
• Seven Drunken Nights
• Drunken War
• drunken boxing
• The Long and Drunken Afternoon
• Etiquette of the drunken girl
• drunken monkey (user)
• Drunken cycling
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• Drunken Samurai (user)
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• Grubby, drunken and promiscuous
• Dangers of a Drunken Riot
• Drunken Ninja
• Drunken words are sober thoughts
• one drunken knight
• i am an architect, you are a drunken tourist
• Drunken desire
• unfocused drunken drunkenness
• drunken monkey burns down the forest
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• The Legend Of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads

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