Findings:
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- Please Don't Destroy
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- Please don't send your resume
- please don't go
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Please don't bring your kids
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please don't feed the troll
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- I always assume innocence
- The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
- the best teachers assume nothing
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- assume the position
- assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
- Things you can assume
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- assumption
- false assumption
- gender assumption
- Dragged past the interesting parts of life by common sense and assumption
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- 11:15 Restate my Assumptions
- The Peril of Ho-Hos and Assumption
- Assumption Abbey
- de Broglie's explanation of Bohr's assumption about angular momentum
- The Nine Assumptions of Modern Schooling
- Basilica of the Assumption
- Air-standard assumptions
- ignorant assumptions
- there are no paradoxes, only false assumptions
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't panic
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- Don't try this at home
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- You Don't Know Jack
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Contradictions don't exist
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't shit where you eat
- Don't order meat well-done
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Don't mess with Texas
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't fuck llamas
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- I don't believe in people
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't think of her
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Mountain Don't
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- Don't call it San Fran
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- I don't like moving.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Don't forget the toes
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Don't let the bastards grind you down
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- I don't want to die
- Don't Give Me Names
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- Don't lie. Ever.
- I don't have a television set
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
- I don't understand vegetarians
- Cats don't masturbate
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- If at first you don't succeed
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
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