The format for a conversation
I've heard far too often
Person A: "So, Person B, what did you say
to person C?"
Person B: "You don't want to know
Person A: "Yes, I do, tell me."
Person B: "No, trust me
, you don't want to know."
Person A: "Really, I really do want to know, please tell me."
Person B whispers to Person A
Person A: "I really didn't want to know that..."
Person B sigh
Under some circumstances
Person D then arrives wondering what all the fuss is about.