Findings:
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Eye contact at a distance
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- The "Which would you rather do?" Game
- Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- I can do much better than this
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- Helping a loved one with depression
- What to do when your car breaks down
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
- A determination to do better than
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- A story about a person I do not know
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- What would Nietzsche do?
- How do you know that name?
- Do you know where your children are?
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- When you cut yourself shaving
- Do you know William Faulkner?
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Where I go when I masturbate
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- What Would God Do?
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- What Would Heinlein Do?
- I would do that for you
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- I never know what to do with my hands
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Do not speak. I am in music.
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans
- What to do when your husband comes home
- Do you know me?
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
- What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- What would EDB do?
- I want someone to do cute things for
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- I don't know what to do with you
- What would Solaris do?
- What Would Cthulhu Do?
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- What would you do with $86,400 a day?
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Do You Know Squarepusher
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- do i know you (user)
- What the BLEEP Do We Know!?
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- How do you know it's real?
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- Know How, Can Do
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Do you Know the Way To San José?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- What would you do if you weren't afraid?
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- And Lord knows, do we love.
- What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Do I know what a rhetorical question is?
- What do we know of the outside world?
- When good code goes bad
- When tofu goes bad (thing) (recording)
- When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
- What would Brian Boitano do?
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- What Would Jesus Do?
- Do you know what pain is?
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- What Do You Know, Deutschland?
- What Would John Rocker Do?
- What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
- What makes someone a "bad person"?
- Treatment of corporations
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
- I don't know what else to do
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- What Would Jackie Chan Do?
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- What would Feynman do?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- What Would Buddha Do?
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Someone's gotta do the happy
- When Running Jokes Go Bad
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- What Would Judas Do?
- What would Machiavelli do?
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- What Would You Do?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
- Things to do when technology gets here
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- when immunity is a bad thing
- What to do when your brakes fail
- What would a universal Turing machine do?
- Do You Speak English?
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- What would Tyler Durden do?
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