Findings:

• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Helping people cheat
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Find someone who...
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• We know who you are
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• You Know Who (user)
• who knows (user)
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• Who can know it?
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• Did you know that Mark Twain had a brother
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• i just want you to know who i am
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• if I had known then what I know now
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Eye contact at a distance
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• never know who told it best
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• To those who know who they are
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• Houston, we've had a problem
• One who knows does not speak
• a woman who knows nothing
• let me know who you are now.
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Who Knows One?
• Love, it's who you know.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I Know Who Killed Me
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• i just want to know who i am
• Helping a loved one with depression
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• find someone who dreams of you
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I Know What You Had For Breakfast
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Questions I have had today
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• We have had enough of your beige
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• a leg had bared itself
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Who's watching the fools that are watching your back?
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• The best I never had
• The Fun They Had
• I had a brother, once
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?

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