This happened to me...

I was watching some homegrown porn here in the UK (as you do), but something was interfering with my... enjoyment of the video eye candy.

There was something about the way the "actress" held her head as she walked over to the male protagonist, something about her voice - the way she pronounced "to"...

I, erm, stopped the obligatory self stimulation (/me blushes deep red) and concentrated a little harder on the screen.

You? but I knew you at school. You can't... Ewww! stop that right now! Ohmygod, you're... to him! Now you're... right between her... Yuck!

Well, at least She seemed to be enjoying herself. But my enjoyment was spoiled completely by the sinking, blushing, embarrassed feeling as I realised I Knew this person.


It turns out that it wasn't her after all, just a lookalike (no, I didn't ask her - I realised at the end of the... feature)

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