If there are aliens
, they might actually try to Assimilate everything into Everything
They year, 4598. The place: Earth. All human life has departed, only the broken shell of a world remains...
Alien 1: It seems all life has departed this place. Shouldn't we leave?
Alien 2: Hey wait! I think I found something!
Alien 1: Hua?
Alien 2: It looks like some computer terminal! (Alien 1 pulls the terminal out from the broken, rusted remains of Mir. It boots, show the Navi Copland OS interface, and then loads Everything2.com.
Alien 1: Everything? This looks like some kind of encyclopedia.
Alien 2: Oh my g....this is unbelieveable! Do you know what this means?
Alien 1 shrugs
Alien 2: There really was other sentient life forms out there!
Alien 2 continues surfing, he disovers a node called The Assimilation Diary
Alien 1: Assimilation? Do you think they evoloved into digital lifeforms?
Alien 2's eyes widen, and his limbs go limp. Alien 1 screems and runs back to his ship.
Meanwhile, inside the Etrix...
Alien 2: What...? Where am I?
dem bones jumps out BOO!!! MWAHAHAHA!
Alien 2 screems and passes out
Senshi Red: That wasn't very nice, bones.
Wharfinger: That's it, he's gone nuts, get the wand of cursing.
To be continued...