Findings:

• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Write only memory
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• asshole
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Asshole Race
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• How to be an asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Every Day an Asshole
• Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
• Dance-floor asshole
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• Assholes and elbows
• The I-95 Asshole Song
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Assholes and Douchebags: A Comparison
• The dream people were being assholes.
• Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
• assholes (user)
• Assholes on the internet
• so many assholes
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Christ, what an asshole
• How to dismantle an asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• The Doors
• door
• The Doors of Perception
• door game
• And locked the door
• back door
• bar the door
• Door County, Wisconsin
• Don't Go Out the Door
• trap door
• Barn Door
• The Polka Dot Door
• open door policy
• A Wind in the Door
• the Green Glass Door
• Shut Not Your Doors
• In Through the Out Door
• History of The Doors
• Sliding Doors
• Pictures of my parents' house taped on my fridge door
• The Lockless Door
• 3 Doors Down
• The Girl Next Door
• revolving door
• screen door
• Close the door before you leave
• The wolf is at the door
• Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
• Princess Isca and the Forbidden Door
• stage door
• automatic doors
• The door is always open
• The Door in the Hedge
• Stories that you write as you read them
• the string plus door method of tooth removal
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• This is a window, not a door
• How to Open a Door
• Why it's rude to open a door for a woman
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• The Unspeakable Horror on the Restroom Door
• To Her Door
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• Smoke Under The Door
• Cleansing the Doors of Perception
• The Boys Next Door
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Open Door
• Mr. Door
• Twelve mirrors and a locked door
• suicide doors
• The Opening of Doors
• Sylvie and Bruno: Through the Ivory Door
• There's the door policy
• Knock on the Door
• The room labeled "Leave your bullshit at the door"
• A better door
• How to fix a door hinge
• how to unlatch a door chain from outside
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• The Door Into Summer
• Knocking On the Door of Heaven
• Attack of the neighbors from next door!
• being doored
• Reversing the restroom door signs
• The Side Door
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
• Automatic Caution Door
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• Locking the doors of the House of God
• Of course I agreed, feeling the door to the dream world blow open with a chill gust
• Opening the Car Door For Girls
• office door
• Stores that require you to check your bags at the door
• Keeping bedroom closet doors safe
• Door to Door
• Keyhole In The Door
• Knockin' On Heaven's Door
• Behind the Green Door
• Behind Closed Doors with Joan Lunden
• Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors
• getting your doors welded shut
• Peeling labels from beer bottles as summer crawls to your door in the morning
• Breaking down a door
• Save keys to open doors
• Open the pod bay door, HAL
• Out The Door And Into The Car
• refinishing an old door
• boss a man came to the door
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• Dear, there's a sphenisciform at the door
• next door
• The lad came to the door at night
• There Are Doors
• How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
• secret door
• door bars
• Quietly slam the door
• Your Heart's Door
• Bus door mechanism
• Klonoa: Door To Phantomile
• Six Sense Doors
• The Head on the Door
• door prize
• The Door in the Wall
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• The anti-insomnia powers of a 4 door with a large back seat
• doors of perception (user)
• coin door
• Gantenbrink's Door
• Dreaming up the Blue Door House
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• The Cat Next Door
• Red church doors
• I See the Door
• storm door
• door zone
• Lock the doors
• A Wolf at the Door
• pocket door
• Durdle Door
• Death: At Death's Door
• Back Door Sluts 9
• barn doors
• Book of Doors
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Behind the Red Door
• corpse door
• Marvel Knights 4: Wolf at the Door
• What if heaven is just another door?

If you Log in you could create a "Only assholes write on doors" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.