Findings:

• Stoned music memories
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Making life from simple household chemicals
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• The Simple Life
• Don't eat the brown acid
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• People don't flail when they die
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• When Life Agrees With Us
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• When life gives you shit
• When touch was simple
• When life gives you lemons
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Eat it, don't read it
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Don't Eat The Neighbours
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• eat life (user)
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• When life changes forever
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• When life gives you demons...
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You Don't Know Jack
• Don't
• I don't know
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Things you told me when we were in love
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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