Findings:

• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Say Anything
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• No one says anything important during the day
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• A reason to drink
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't always want you to be nice
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Capitalize, please
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't believe in anything
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• "Don't worry," he says
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• I have too much to say
• What Say We Have a Go
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• Have Your Say
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• It don't mean anything moves
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't say no
• You Don't Say
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• So you don't have to
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• don't say the words
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• This is why we can't have nice things
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• How to say "Nice to meet you"
• If you can say something nice, do
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I can't say anything to you.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Stoned music memories
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have a television set
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Don't say the B-word
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Say anything, say nothing. The day is beckoning and the night is haunting
• No, I don't have channel 11
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• I don't have the time
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• you don't have to do this
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Have a nice day
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Baptist jokes
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Why do people say "breast milk"?
• pineapple is good on anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• It's not supposed to be anything
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Forget I said anything
• why I think I can't do anything
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie

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