Findings:
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- The Red Clover's Coming Early This Year
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Early Years Foundation Stage
- What I learned about myself this year, 1999
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- She took a California tilt and never came back.
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
- I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
- Nagato in summer will kill you every time
- Summer's Point/July 2016
- Star Wars - The Early Years
- knowing you will die within a year
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- None of this will mean a thing in 100 years
- The Bread of the Early Years
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
- Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- Things I will miss about living in Alaska
- Then: The Early Years
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
- In seventy years, you will breathe my bones
- The bored who complain
- You came early
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- There's Something About Mary
- about
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- About a Boy
- What About Bob?
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- Oliphaunt
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- See a man about a dog
- Daleks and stairs
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- about nobody (superdoc)
- Tell me a story about trains
- Why I am neurotic about love
- Haiku about kleenices
- 10 Things I Hate About You
- Nodes about measurement
- about an Alice
- precision vs. accuracy
- about box
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- One good thing about gangs
- Sorry about the small penis
- A Question about Emotions
- 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould
- The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
- My complaint about Dem Bones
- Things you should know about King James
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Tell me a story about rains
- Something I thought only I thought about
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- out and about
- Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
- Sexual myths about women
- Feeble Prozac poetry about exploding nipples
- Geeks should not fight about their distros
- Porn industry
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
- A Story About Magic
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- naive perceptions about software development
- You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
- Conventional views about human cloning
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- Think About Mutation
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- This scenario is about to self-destruct
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- A joke about tax collectors
- Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
- Something about parts of you
- Tell me about your secret places
- What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Libertarian views on age of consent laws
- Kirby G6
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- Talk About the Passion
- Ask me about Loom
- About my crushes
- I have a bad feeling about this
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- When to talk about religion
- messing about
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- What E2 is all about
- I have more stories about trains for you
- Things About To Come My Way
- Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
- A few crucial things about Conrad
- i had a dream about the future
- the one about the teddy bears
- Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- About Du Fu
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- What are you talking about?
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- Wedderburn's theorem about finite division rings
- Why nodes about Canada suck
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
- DEA arrests just about everybody
- All About Touching
- Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- a narrative about my relationship
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